Contest:
What's in the Hand?
What's in the Hand?
10.20.07
Terms and Conditions for the Contest
1. The winner of the "What is in the Hand?" Contest will be determined solely by me or my alter ego Captain Canard. Alcohol may be used to enhance the decision making.
2. Friends, family, and pets are encouraged to participate. For some, it is an advantage; for others, not so much.
3. Bribes are welcome but probably will have no influence.
4. Please, no scratch-n-sniff entries.
5. After submitting an entry, employees are required to wash their hands.
6. Even though clothes may or may not be worn while submitting unlimited entries, hats are looked upon favorably (especially sombreros).
7. The following Stableford scoring system is in effect:
Catalonia citizens: +5
pearl divers: +4
MILF: +3
farriers: +2
scrivner or sexton: +1
rat grabber: 0
lady-in-waiting: -1
urologist: -2
ufologist: -3
fellmonger: -4
GGILF: -5
pearl divers: +4
MILF: +3
farriers: +2
scrivner or sexton: +1
rat grabber: 0
lady-in-waiting: -1
urologist: -2
ufologist: -3
fellmonger: -4
GGILF: -5
8. Captain Canard is not responsible for any injuries or deaths which may occur as a result of the contest.
9. The winner will receive a box of bric-a-brac, unwanted crap from a recent move, an assortment of tokens which will be highly treasured and bequeathed to future generations. Other eBay-suitable collectibles may be awarded to runners-up and honorable mentions.
10. The winner will be announced 11.09.07.
11. Submit your entry to:
