Captain Canard

An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor
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Otto's Amazing Floating Balls


Otto in his crib, standing, arms outstretched, two balls just out of reach in mid-air. The caption on the photo reads: Otto and his amazing floating balls!

We noticed our youngest son's unusual ability early on. We caught him levitating his stuffed animals, wooden building blocks, and other toys. Our oldest son snapped this picture providing visual prove of the phenomenon. When the family's pet cat, Prissy, began flying around the house, things started to get weird.


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Office Talk


One man is grabbing another man by the lapels of his suit. The man grabbing screams: What the fuck did you say about the Captain and Tennille?!!



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American Ingenuity and Productivity



Four guys celebrating, sitting at table with a couple of computers. The caption reads: The ad agency's creative team celebrates after successfully circumventing the computer network's gay porn filter.


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Three Guys at the Beach



Dad and two sons playing in the surf. In the ocean behind them are several shark dorsal fins.

Here's a photo of the Captain and the kids having a little fun on a Florida gulf coast beach. Despite dire warnings that week, we saw no dangerous indications of hurricanes.


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Stranded



A man is standing on an escalator with his suitcase. The caption reads: Following the power outage, Carl was stranded on the escalator for two days, causing him to miss the Teabagger Convention.

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