Captain Canard

An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor
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Comedy Gold



Two men are looking at the cover of Diana Grove's book Dot.Conned. One man says: Ya see that, Louie? Comedy gold, I tell ya, comedy gold! The other man says: Ya don't say?


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Funny Stuff



A man is holding up Diana Grove's book Dot.Conned and pointing to it. He says: This right here is some funny shit.


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Granny's Dot.Conned Endorsment



Granny is holding Diana Grove's book Dot.Conned. She says: This is funnier than when that labor of moles scared Grandpa to death in the root cellar.


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Admiring Couple



A couple is sitting, admiring another couple entering a crowded ballroom. The sitting man says: What exquisite cufflinks and tie! The sitting woman says: You could look as dashing if you bought yours from Choice Cufflinks. The man replies: Even with you on my arm.


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Daphne's Models



Daphne, holding a brush and palette, stands before a pleading group of three gentlemen. The caption reads: Daphne quickly agrees to her male models' requests to be compensated with fine products from Choic Cufflinks.


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Clipart Comedy Collection 1
Clipart Comedy Collection 2
Clipart Comedy Collection 3
Holiday Clipart
Photo Comedy Collection
Endorsement Clipart