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		<description> An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor </description>
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                <title>Moulin Douche</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/petitepeterss.jpg" alt="Petite Pete of Moulin Douche" width="68" height="90" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Meet a new sponsor of Captain Canard. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Recovering From Debt Rape</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/womanjumpingrss.jpg" alt="Woman happy with skrilla" width="107" height="72" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Here's a comprehensive plan for climbing out of debt. ]]> </description>
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                <title>High Times Magazine Sponsors Golf Tournament to Rival Masters</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/golfercaddyrss.jpg" alt="Golfer aligning shot" width="87" height="96" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Here's a report about the other golf tournament taking place during Masters week. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Visiting the Easter Bat</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/easterbatrss.jpg" alt="The Easter Bat" width="104" height="84" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  The kids had a swell time visiting the Easter Bat last year. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Science Patrick's Day</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/boyscienceexperimentrss.jpg" alt="Boy Conducting Experiment" width="88" height="80" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Learning science can be fun--and painful. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Yadda, Yadda, Yaddo</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/womanmanbegging60rss.jpg" alt="Man holding his head" width="75" height="63" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  A timeless love story of literary proportions. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Toe Jumps and Camel Spins: The Susan and Todd Story</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/manwomanskatingrss.jpg" alt="Susan and Todd" width="47" height="100" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  True love on the ice. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Presents of Mine</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/womanmanpresentsrss.jpg" alt="A present? For me? NO!!" width="92" height="70" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Gift giving gone goofy. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Shuffling Cards at Work: Deal Me Out</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/shufflingcardsrss.jpg" alt="Hand holding greeting cards" width="108" height="94" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">  Tired of signing cards for your sick or retiring coworkers? Here's your rant. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Third Grade Vocabulary Words and Example Sentences</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[<img src="images/dictionaryrss.jpg" alt="Dictionary" width="103" height="84" border="0" align="left" style="margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;">My eight-year-old son asked me to help him with example sentences for his vocabulary words. I think I may have caused further confusion with the following sentences. ]]> </description>
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                <title>Choking the Muse and Her Skanky Girlfriend</title>
				<description> <![CDATA[  <img src="images/mancupcoffee.jpg" alt="Zygote in my Coffee" width="100" height="144" border="0" align="left" class="rssimg">&nbsp;&nbsp;  For those desperate writers clamoring for a creative kick in the ass, I have a whole mess of writing prompts (litter of writing prompts? quiver of writing prompts? murder of writing prompts?) posted originally by my friends at Zygote in My Coffee.  ]]> </description>
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