http://www.captaincanard.com/ An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor 60 en-us True love on the ice. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/susanandtodd.html Humor, Comedy Gift giving gone goofy. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/presentsofmine.html Humor, Comedy Tired of signing cards for your sick or retiring coworkers? Here's your rant. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/shufflingcards.html Humor, Comedy Discover what Delano is dreaming of and see a husband's awkward apology. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/ Humor, Comedy Another installment of old-fashioned Saturday cartoons for the whole family to enjoy! ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/saturdaycartoons.html Humor, Comedy Old-fashioned Saturday cartoons for the whole family to enjoy! ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/saturdaycartoons.html Humor, Comedy My eight-year-old son asked me to help him with example sentences for his vocabulary words. I think I may have caused further confusion with the following sentences. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/thirdgradewords.html Humor, Comedy http://www.captaincanard.com/saturdaycartoons.html Humor, Comedy    Have you ever wondered about the love lives of corpses? Wonder no more, my curious weirdo. With an assist from Captain Canard, American Sideshow brings you Exquisite Corpse: The Love Letters. ]]> http://www.americansideshow.org/HaroldandDoris.html Humor, Comedy    For those desperate writers clamoring for a creative kick in the ass, I have a whole mess of writing prompts (litter of writing prompts? quiver of writing prompts? murder of writing prompts?) posted originally by my friends at Zygote in My Coffee. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/chokingthemuse.html Humor, Comedy    Why is little Andy in so much trouble? ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/parentteacherconference.html Humor, Comedy    The pleasure is all Santa's when he gives big gifts. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/santasspecialdelivery.html Humor, Comedy    Check out Santa's exclusive offer. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/santatv.html Humor, Comedy    See who made Santa's distinguished list. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/santaslist.html Humor, Comedy    Santa sings a favorite holiday classic. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/santasings.html Humor, Comedy    Santa gets results. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/santamakesacall.html Humor, Comedy    Christmas may be in jeopardy this year. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/somethingaboutsanta.html Humor, Comedy    Forbidden love on the rough, salty sea. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/chasingmoby.html Humor, Comedy    Read the winning entry and a sampling of other submissions. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/whatisinthehandwinner.html Humor, Comedy   Yeah, it's gettin' licked. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/babycandy.html Humor, Comedy See why Bobby and Lisa lose the costume contest once again. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/costumecontest.html Humor, Comedy    A Halloween tradition is tried once more. ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/carvingapumpkin.html Humor, Comedy    Submit your best guess to the What's in the Hand? Contest. Stuff will be awarded to the winner and others. Winners announced 11.09.07. See Terms and Conditions at Captain Canard . ]]> http://www.captaincanard.com/whatisinthehand.html Humor, Comedy