Captain Canard

An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor

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An older woman is placing a turkey on the table while an older man looks on, hands touching the woman's shoulders. The man says: Later tonight, sweetie, I'm stuffing you like a turkey. The woman replies: You'll have to do it the way I did, you impotent old fool--with your fist!



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