About Captain Canard
Greetings.
Captain Canard is an experiment in demented wit, deranged absurdity, and odd humor.
Captain Canard will feature:
- witty bits of whimsy
- weird, silly stories
- dubious discourse
- writing prompts
- a vocabulary word or two
- corrupted clipart, photographs, and illustrations
- moot news and notes
- advertisements
- links to other places
- tweets
- friendly reminders
- tips and tantrums
- a search engine
- nonsense
- questions about ponies
- more advertisements
- grins of suppressed bitterness
- RSS feed
- nautical terminology
- groan-inducing seafaring puns
- recommendations
- long gazes into the distance contemplating nothing
- comments of a political nature
- fictional autobiographical stories
- optimistic attempts that will ultimately fail
- future plans
- insightful advice about ill-gotten gains
- respectful praise for books
- irony and ambiguity
- unique juxtapositions
